Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Perhaps it would be much safer As a convenient store night clerk. I used to be a man, But every time I cough, Thanks to Uncle Sam, My nuts keep falling off. The only thing that I have left Is this towel up on my head. He has mentioned working for Osama bin Laden but says he is not Muslim (which likely Dunham does to avoid controversy against the Muslim community). Achmed is an undead terrorist and a suicide bomber who is not very bright. Where are all the virgins That Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. Talk (0) Achmed the Dead Terrorist is a puppet featured in stand-up comedian Jeff Dunham's ventriloquist act. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. That's when I got shot in the ass By the US Military. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!! Comment by Tyreek Hillĭashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. Where are all the virgins that bin laden promised Comment by hxpnotic Militaryyyyyy Comment by Fandom Freak/ Scatter (Fandom Shipper)Įalier this year is when i found out about Je-fa fa Dun"ham!" (yes that's from peanut saying it.) and i love it it also got me into watching Gabriel Eglashies (sorry if i misspelled his last name.) and i will never regret it i even drew peanut, Walter, Ahmed, and hose jalapeno ON A STICK, for my stepdad's birthday card. Oh jingle bombs I will explode in and I got shot in the ae Comment by User 725275407 Silence!!!! I KEEL YOU Comment by Long horse You can occasionally go off on a slight tangent (like when your puppet is supposedly having a good day, say) but you cannot suddenly turn your grumpy-old-rude-man puppet into a kind, decent man who loves and respects women.
Ohhhh jingle bombs, mine blew up ur sea~ XD Comment by ¥ 19The Necrotelicomnicon was written by a Klatchian necromancer known to the world as Achmed the Mad, although he preferred to be called Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches. Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Jingle bombs jingle bombs ur solder shot me deaddddd Comment by 🏳️🌈🔪Nene🔪 🏳️🌈